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Hey there fellow tumblrinas, I’m opening my writing commissions!

What you can commission me for:

You can commission me to write for the following fandoms, and I will take other fandoms by request if I know the source material!

• Titanfall 1 & 2
• Team Fortress 2
• Undertale
• Deltarune
• Portal 1 & 2
• OCs
• SFW (hurt/comfort, fluff, etc)
• NSFW (including kinks)

Pricing:

Less than 500 words: $3 per 100 words

500 to 1,000 words (this counts for orders up to 1,900 words): $5 per 100 words

2,000 to 5,000 words: $20 per 1,000 words

Contact me!

Find me on Discord under the name Ready or Not#1227 to request a commission!

Payment upon completion can be made to @AdrianHdz via PayPal, or send me your email to pay through PayPal invoice!

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[vajracchedika]

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[clementimetodie]

The report says that by year four of the Alexa experiment, "Alexa was getting a billion interactions a week, but most of those conversations were trivial commands to play music or ask about the weather." Those questions aren't monetizable.

[ralfmaximus]

vajracchedika:

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reblog to kill it faster

So they didn't want people using the very things they advertised as being useful; the reasons you'd tolerate an always-on virtual assistant in your life.

[timemachineyeah]

this is the kind of stuff the cyber dystopias never think to include. "spying on everyone couldn't make enough money :(" like what

[cheeeryos]

they aren't losing money on the product itself they're losing money they wanted to make after selling it lmao boo fuckin hoo

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[ilmeshka]

🦂I saw that my meme with Blitznut had scored almost 60 notes

a couple of memes with Blitzwing (Translation: krakozyabra (meaningless symbol in Russian) woke up and wants to eat)

🦂Do reblog to support my art

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[stealingpotatoes]

@crossover15 kofi requested Anakin introducing the twins to the 501st!!

(kofi requests are open!)

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[medievaljournalist]

tragedy strikes as an amateur boomhauer impression coincidentally matches up with the incantation for a fireball spell

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[techscore]

[bitegore]

#this is like the computer equivalent of one of those tortured saint portraits#our lady of the flayed motherboard

[runcibility]

(pinhead voice) WE HAVE SUCH (web)SITES TO SHOW YOU

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[tlirsgender]

A nonhuman character in heavy makeup: *is very long*

Me: is that you, Doug

The credits: Freaky Creature played by Doug Jones

Me: YEAHHHH

[absolutedoorknob]

When it’s Doug

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[worthikids]

Jason & Friends

[monsters-conquer-the-world]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[avenuequed]

Jason doing ASL is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

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[letmebegaytodd]

trying to marathon every classic horror film that i've never seen this month

[letmebegaytodd]

everything on the list so far, including recommendations (thank you!)

[letmebegaytodd]

girl help i'm running out of room

[letmebegaytodd]

GIRL

[letmebegaytodd]

last call for recommendations! we are bordering on an incomprehensible graphic but I will make a letterboxd list if anyone wants it!

[letmebegaytodd]

let's get spooky

[letmebegaytodd]

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN BABEY!

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[lickmydecalsoffbaby]

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

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[bandgifdump]

ARTIFICIAL SUICIDE (2022) by Bad Omens

dir. Orie McGinness