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Hey there fellow tumblrinas, I’m opening my writing commissions!

What you can commission me for:

You can commission me to write for the following fandoms, and I will take other fandoms by request if I know the source material!

  • Titanfall 1 & 2
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  • Undertale
  • Deltarune
  • Portal 1 & 2
  • OCs
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lionpaws

i think it's kind of a shame that more of the wider fob fanbase hasn't listened to pax am days bc i think about pax am days all the time.

like, patrick recorded the vocals for it in basically one take while getting progressing levels of drunk, pete said on twitter that they got the idea for hot to the touch cold on the inside because they were talking about hot pockets, they did a concert during the srar era where they played the entirety of pax in full and then just did the rest of their normal setlist bc it's only 13 minutes long, and also it contains my favorite fob lyric; "the lion paws his own teeth out so you can love him, now."

insomniac-arrest
2-point-5

yesterday i was talking to a Guy and i asked what time it was and he git really excited and said "time for you to get aaaaa.... SUNDIAL!!" and then started talking about sundials and sounding like a fucking commercial and i pointed out that sundials have to be in one specific spot to work and he got all nervous and asked if i've tried a sextant. what the fuck

littledeconstruction

not to sound like Sundial Salesman Guy but … he’s lowkey right, if you’re in a place with a fair amount of sunlight. two weeks ago i was hanging out with a little kid when she wondered aloud what time it was. i looked at the sun, adjusted my body a bit, put my elbow on the ground with the arm up perpendicular, and told her “it’s about 12:45.”

then she had to get a watch to see if i was right (pretty much — it was 12:50), and then i found myself explaining cardinal directions and sundials to a preschooler

ANYWAY MY POINT IS that no, sundials don’t require a fixed place for efficiency, only enough sun to cast a shadow & awareness of your relative direction, and knowing this is great but going on about it makes you sound horny for ancient Rome

ballroomnotoriety

if you don't know how to make a sundial but need a guesstimate on how much daylight is left, hold your hand out at arm's length horizontally and count how many fingers fit between the sun and the horizon. it's about 15 minutes a finger.

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2-point-5

literally all you people sound insane to me

undercovercottonswab

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booksandchainmail

#this whole post reminds me of the first day of geologic mapping; first class and we're all out in the woods looking at an outcrop#and the professor goes ''okay! now tell me which way north is'' to get everybody oriented with their map#and everybody starts milling around poking each other staring at blankly at the tress etc. but i'm like 'oh! i know how to solve this'#so i look at my watch and then the sun and then point (fairly accurately) north#and the professor looks at me with a bewildered expression and says ''you all have compasses''#i have never been so embarrassed to have the right answer (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse​)

insomniac-arrest
2-point-5

yesterday i was talking to a Guy and i asked what time it was and he git really excited and said "time for you to get aaaaa.... SUNDIAL!!" and then started talking about sundials and sounding like a fucking commercial and i pointed out that sundials have to be in one specific spot to work and he got all nervous and asked if i've tried a sextant. what the fuck

littledeconstruction

not to sound like Sundial Salesman Guy but … he’s lowkey right, if you’re in a place with a fair amount of sunlight. two weeks ago i was hanging out with a little kid when she wondered aloud what time it was. i looked at the sun, adjusted my body a bit, put my elbow on the ground with the arm up perpendicular, and told her “it’s about 12:45.”

then she had to get a watch to see if i was right (pretty much — it was 12:50), and then i found myself explaining cardinal directions and sundials to a preschooler

ANYWAY MY POINT IS that no, sundials don’t require a fixed place for efficiency, only enough sun to cast a shadow & awareness of your relative direction, and knowing this is great but going on about it makes you sound horny for ancient Rome

ballroomnotoriety

if you don't know how to make a sundial but need a guesstimate on how much daylight is left, hold your hand out at arm's length horizontally and count how many fingers fit between the sun and the horizon. it's about 15 minutes a finger.

image
2-point-5

literally all you people sound insane to me

undercovercottonswab

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booksandchainmail

#this whole post reminds me of the first day of geologic mapping; first class and we're all out in the woods looking at an outcrop#and the professor goes ''okay! now tell me which way north is'' to get everybody oriented with their map#and everybody starts milling around poking each other staring at blankly at the tress etc. but i'm like 'oh! i know how to solve this'#so i look at my watch and then the sun and then point (fairly accurately) north#and the professor looks at me with a bewildered expression and says ''you all have compasses''#i have never been so embarrassed to have the right answer (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse​)